I'll admit, the snow caught me off guard.

A message to students: I got a new shipment of equipment in recently, and took to testing it out before the next class session. Or, the next war/zombie invasion/argument/ect

As a result, there are a couple of live mines in the area right outside my office window that I buried before the snow fell, and am now having difficulty finding. They're for learning purposes mostly, so they had a setting that allows them to deactivate in a day or two, but until then, tread lightly. If you do happen to step on one, I wouldn't worry too much, they only send up a blinding flare so suck it up.

A message to teachers: More like a question. When did you get your most recent paycheck?

( and a special unhackable message to Raiden )

... Drama class will be held as usual.


If Miss Flurrie could... give me a few pointers, it would be highly appreciated.

Hey, uh, Hal.


How've you been?

I'm gonna be out for a few days. Nothing big, but means of communication will be scarce, so... if you need something, leave a message on the journal network or slip a note under my office door.

See you all when I get back.

( note to self/unhackable )


Last week was unfortunate, that much is obvious by now. I just wanted to... apologize. It was very unprofessional. If I yelled at, or pissed off, or kicked anyone, I was not in my right mind. Except for you, Ocelot. I'll never be sorry for kicking you.

Regardless, classes are back to normal now, and I hope everyone is getting used to their normal ages again.

*Little Snake has been incredibly stealthy all day. He took one of the oversized boxes from his room and has just been scooting around the school, trying to find... something. He's not sure. But there's a big difference between 7 and 37 in energy and it's like straight injected adrenaline, so he has to keep moving!*

Why do these things always happen?


I don't want to work here anymore!

((otacon can come too, but they've already had words))

I think it goes without saying that we're all probably less than pleased with the fact that a certain old friend/sibling of mine has come out to play.

I'm sure one or both of you have also noted that he's been acting as if he doesn't remember anything from before. He told me and Otacon he was here to "watch". So, there's been no aggressive acts. Not like I have to tell either of you, but, you know... stay wary. Especially when he's around students.

*Snake recently found out that Fuzzie, Otacon's husky, is pregnant, courtesy of Boney, of course, so...*

Hey, I've got an idea.

How long has it been since the assorted canine pets, students, and teachers stretched their legs? Otacon and I were going to take his dog to the nearby dog park, and I'm certainly not going to stop any others looking to run around from joining us.

This past Tactical Stealth class went well for many of you. Not as well for some others. I think I spoke with most that could be grouped into the latter category, however.

See you next class.

( Private to Ribbon )

Hope everyone had a good Mother's day. Even if you don't have Don't feel left out, I never met my Funny story, I'm not sure if I'm a test tube baby?


Anyways, weather's getting nice.

New school year is starting soon, and the new wave of students is starting to come in, too. Might as well reintroduce myself.

I'm the Tactical Stealth teacher, Snake. You can call me Snake, Mr. Snake, or I guess Prof. Snake, although I'm not really a professor of anything by trade.

Think of it as sort of a Physical Education class with spy undertones. I had some great students last year, some of which I hope will be returning, so hope to see some new kids make me proud, too. I also teach World Cultures which is a little more academic, but my passion is really more with Tactical Stealth, so give it a try. Welcome to the school, or welcome back, as the case may be.

WHAT THE FU HELL HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?!

oh and g-good job everyone but
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Hell of a war, huh, kids?

How are my Tactical Stealth students holding up? Staying nimble I hope.